Arresting the Judge

[Scott]

A squad car driver was covering a quiet beat out in the sticks when he was amazed to find a former lieutenant on the Gardai covering the beat. He stopped the car and asked, "Why, Brian, this wouldn't be your new beat out here in the sticks, would it?"

"That it is," Brian replied grimly, "ever since I arrested the judge on his way to the masquerade ball."

"You mean you pinched his honour?" asked Pat.

"How was I to know that his convict suit was only a costume?" demanded Brian.

"Well," mused Pat, "'tis life and there's a lesson in this somewhere."

"That there is," replied Brian. "'Tis wise never to book a judge by his cover."
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May your day be touched
by a bit of Irish luck,
brightened by a song in your heart,
and warmed by the smiles
of the people you love.

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[celtic_girlakp]

Nice!
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[Corteo]

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