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PostPosted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:49 pm    Post subject: St Peter Reply with quote

A Paddy Irishman died and went up to heaven where St Peter greeted him.

"And who are you?" asked St Peter.

"My name is Peter O'Toole"

"And what did you do for a living?" asked St Peter.

"I was unemployed"

"Unemployed hmmm?" mused St Peter. "And have you ever done anything good in your life?"

"As a matter of fact I have. I was walking along the street once and I saw a group of bikers who were threatening to beat up a defenceless girl. So I rushed to her rescue, pulled the ringleader off by his hair,
kicked him hard where it hurts and told him and his gang to clear off."

"That's highly commendable,? said St Peter, flicking through the man's file, "but I don't see any record of this incident. When did it happen?"

"About five minutes ago
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and warmed by the smiles
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